News headlines for today

Here's some of the more interesting headlines for today:

• Google wants your credit card numbers-Google Checkout Begins.
• House on fire doesn't stop man from watching World Cup.
• Comcast buys online video service.
• Cingular's simultaneous video/chat within year.
• Chocolate Theme Park to open.
• New iPod delayed.
• Man wakes with Lightbulb in Anus.